1.
A man who likes peeing against the wind has no right to complain about his cleaning bills.
一个喜欢对着风撒尿的人没有资格抱怨自己交易单。
2.
( Laughs) No! They could have used plenty of shots of me looking cool, surfing, but they had to use the one of me peeing up against a rock!
(大笑)!他们有很多我看起来很酷的,或者冲浪的图片可以用,但是他们一定要用我对着一块儿石头小便那张!
3.
The cubicle door swung open to reveal a line of men, all peeing one way and looking another: at me.
档位的门开了,一排男人一边方便,一边扭过头来,看着我。
4.
On downing his second pint, he walks to the center of the room, whips out his willy and spins in a circle, peeing over everyone.
在喝下第二杯啤酒的时候,他走到了酒吧中央,脱下裤子转了一圈,然后开始撒尿,淋得周围的人到处都是。
5.
Last week I found out she'd been peeing on my stove, and I can't clean off the smell.
上周,它居然在我的炉子里撒尿,我怎么也弄不干净。
6.
I cross the traffic without even looking. If I get hit, then it will justify peeing my pants. I'm good.
我看都不看就穿了马路。如果我被撞,正好尿裤子里。我很强大。
7.
Today, I was outside, peeing on a cactus. Then all of a sudden my dog jumped on my back, knocking me into the cactus. FML.
今天我在外面对着一棵仙人掌撒尿,我的狗突然从后面狠狠撞了我一下。FML。
8.
Yes, it's embarrassing, but the alternative could be much worse: severe curvature, trouble peeing, and erectile dysfunction.
这事确实挺尴尬,但若不就医,结果可能更糟:阴茎严重弯曲、排尿困难和阳痿。
9.
Yes, urinating standing up is more difficult than peeing from point blank range. We're bound to miss sometimes.
没错,站着小便比近距离射程的小便难多了,所以我们有时候难免会失误。
10.
He cried a lot, but there was no peeing.
他哭了很长时间,但是没有尿裤子。